There's something wrong...

There's something very diocese with the wrong

They got it the wrong way round

 They let the abusers and wrongdoers off

And drove a survivor into the ground

There's something wrong with the Diocese

They didn't hear my plea

I asked to be left alone

so they ordered the NSPCC

There's something wrong with Dakin

Luther pendragon did the wrong script

So the islands have floated to Dover

And he's drowning in his crypt



(etc until you get bored)