Friday, 14 March 2014

There's something wrong...

There's something very diocese with the wrong

They got it the wrong way round

 They let the abusers and wrongdoers off

And drove a survivor into the ground

There's something wrong with the Diocese

They didn't hear my plea

I asked to be left alone

so they ordered the NSPCC

There's something wrong with Dakin

Luther pendragon did the wrong script

So the islands have floated to Dover

And he's drowning in his crypt

(etc until you get bored)


  1. There was a new Bishop called Tim
    Who thought no one was better than him.
    He suspended the Dean
    But it's plain to be seen
    It's the Bishop who's now in the bin,

  2. I quit! You are better than me at this! :)