Please do look at the 2600 comments on this online article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3412363/Bishop-London-applauds-vicars-grown-beards-reach-Muslims-Tower-Hamlets.html#comments
The Bishop of London, famous for his unChristian attitude to Occupy London protesters and his purple socks, says that Vicars should grow beards to reach out to muslims.
What about the lady vicars? :) do you think if they grew beards, they would reach out to muslims?
It's personal choice.
Grow a beard if you wish, but I will continue to be clean shaven while respecting Muslim culture and beliefs.
And what about Jewish people, does the Bishop want to reach out to them too?
Then he adds worldly rubbish about David Beckham, glorifying a plastic chav and calling him a saint! This truly is the Church of England!
Well, every time I think the Church has reached a new low for the sake of publicity, I am surprised again.
Someone has just suggested female Vicars should wear Burkas.
Showing posts with label crazy CofE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy CofE. Show all posts
Saturday, 23 January 2016
Wednesday, 13 January 2016
Primates
Apparently the Church of England are doing a spineless conference called 'Primates'.
I have to say it is apt.
Primates conjours up an image of apes, scratching and grunting.
Yes. I like the CofE having a primates meeting, swinging from tree to tree and pissing on the zoo bars. Very apt and suitable.
Unfortunately they are more likely to piss out propaganda for the gullible to swallow.
Apparently attendance in the CofE has fallen to less than a million, which begs the question - DO WE REALLY HAVE ALMOST A MILLION RICH, ARROGANT AND GULLIBLE OLD PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO WE CAN'T OTHERWISE OCCUPY IN USEFUL AND ALTRUISTIC WAYS?!
Anyway, I like Peter Broadbent's take on it Justin Welby 'alledgedly' gave a very good speech that told us all where we are'
I was unclear as to if the 'aledgedly' referred to the speech not neccessarily being Welby's own original material, or if Broadbent simply couldn' be bothered to attend or listen to the speech? The tone points to the former.
At least the Church are giving us a laugh, although the damage they do far outweighs that.
I have to say it is apt.
Primates conjours up an image of apes, scratching and grunting.
Yes. I like the CofE having a primates meeting, swinging from tree to tree and pissing on the zoo bars. Very apt and suitable.
Unfortunately they are more likely to piss out propaganda for the gullible to swallow.
Apparently attendance in the CofE has fallen to less than a million, which begs the question - DO WE REALLY HAVE ALMOST A MILLION RICH, ARROGANT AND GULLIBLE OLD PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO WE CAN'T OTHERWISE OCCUPY IN USEFUL AND ALTRUISTIC WAYS?!
Anyway, I like Peter Broadbent's take on it Justin Welby 'alledgedly' gave a very good speech that told us all where we are'
I was unclear as to if the 'aledgedly' referred to the speech not neccessarily being Welby's own original material, or if Broadbent simply couldn' be bothered to attend or listen to the speech? The tone points to the former.
At least the Church are giving us a laugh, although the damage they do far outweighs that.
Monday, 28 December 2015
They always thought it was just the Holy Spirit...
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/28/traces-of-cocaine-found-in-st-pauls-cathedral-investigation-finds-5588719/
Until the Sun made a random attack on Churches for no reason whatsoever.
We always wondered why
the choirboys sing so high
the congregation's faint and swoons
the Holy Spirits sudden visits
and the missing teaspoons
we thought tea was served after the service
but that isn't sugar on the tray
it isn't the communion wine
that makes the Deans face shine
or blows the visiting Bishop away.
Until the Sun made a random attack on Churches for no reason whatsoever.
We always wondered why
the choirboys sing so high
the congregation's faint and swoons
the Holy Spirits sudden visits
and the missing teaspoons
we thought tea was served after the service
but that isn't sugar on the tray
it isn't the communion wine
that makes the Deans face shine
or blows the visiting Bishop away.
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