The Jersey Deanery said...

'Welcome to The cruel See!'

Tweedle Dumb

and Tweedle Dean

resolved to have a battle

For Tweedle dumb said Tweedle Dean,

was full of bullshit prattle

Just then flew by a monsterous crow 

As black as a tar barrel

that frightened both these idiots so

they sulked instead of quarrelled.

Where do the Diocese send finished Clergy?
Chichester.
and why do we avoid Chichester?
Nutters on mobility scooters knocking pedestrians of pavements and looking for their lost dog collars! 

A shiver ran round the General Synod, looking for a spine to run down! 

see ²

  (sē)

n.

1. The official seat, center of authority, jurisdiction, or office of a bishop.

2. Obsolete A cathedra.

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[Middle English, from Old French se, from Vulgar Latin *sedem, from Latin sēdēs, seat; see sed- in Indo-European roots.]

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