New year's Revolutions

I am sitting here thinking about New Years Revolutions to to do:

I came up with this:

Revolution 1: Convert the Diocese of Winchester to Christianity.
Revolution 2:
Revolution 3:

Well, seeing as Revolution 1 is such a massive impossible task, I think I had better focus on that, and forget about things like giving up swearing and chocolate. :)

I only do revolutions, because resolutions are boring.