It's all change for the Isles
we are converting from granite to chalk
We thought of a holiday in Europe
But that was all just talk
We made a big annoucement
we want to cause a stir
we are rebelling against our Master
and all because of 'her'
So wave fond goodbye to Uncle Tim
we know better, are better without Him
We need someone who agrees with us
so off we go to Dover, to end all the fuss!