They always thought it was just the Holy Spirit...

http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/28/traces-of-cocaine-found-in-st-pauls-cathedral-investigation-finds-5588719/

Until the Sun made a random attack on Churches for no reason whatsoever.

We always wondered why
the choirboys sing so high

 the  congregation's faint and swoons
the Holy Spirits sudden visits
and the missing teaspoons

we thought tea was served after the service
but that isn't sugar on the tray
it isn't the communion wine
that makes the Deans face shine
or blows the visiting Bishop away.