Apparently the Church of England are doing a spineless conference called 'Primates'.
I have to say it is apt.
Primates conjours up an image of apes, scratching and grunting.
Yes. I like the CofE having a primates meeting, swinging from tree to tree and pissing on the zoo bars. Very apt and suitable.
Unfortunately they are more likely to piss out propaganda for the gullible to swallow.
Apparently attendance in the CofE has fallen to less than a million, which begs the question - DO WE REALLY HAVE ALMOST A MILLION RICH, ARROGANT AND GULLIBLE OLD PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO WE CAN'T OTHERWISE OCCUPY IN USEFUL AND ALTRUISTIC WAYS?!
Anyway, I like Peter Broadbent's take on it Justin Welby 'alledgedly' gave a very good speech that told us all where we are'
I was unclear as to if the 'aledgedly' referred to the speech not neccessarily being Welby's own original material, or if Broadbent simply couldn' be bothered to attend or listen to the speech? The tone points to the former.
At least the Church are giving us a laugh, although the damage they do far outweighs that.